1. Do you ever

    feel insanely boring?

    That would be at the moment.

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  2. BLARGH.

    My god I’m tired.

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  3. IF YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED

    DO SOME FUCKING WORK YOURSELF.

    I’m not even in this wedding, because you’re bitches, and I’ve been up since 7:30 am building you’re fucking wedding. 

    These assholes “in” the wedding, didn’t get up until after 9 am, and even then they didn’t do shit.

    c00l life guys.

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  4. I’M SITTING ON FUCKING STRAW.

    To watch my cousin get married.

    I DON’T EVEN WANT TO FUCKING BE HERE…AND I’M BEING FORCED TO SIT ON STRAW.

    NOT OKAY.

    1 year ago  /  Notes

  5. I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPRESS HOW I’M FEELING RIGHT NOW.

    …I’m creeped out…but I love it…

    1 year ago  /  Notes

  6. I’m ignoring the whore clothes/pose.
REDHEAD FAIL. It takes a special person to have red hair. RIHANNA IS NOT ONE OF SAID PEOPLE.

    I’m ignoring the whore clothes/pose.

    REDHEAD FAIL. It takes a special person to have red hair. RIHANNA IS NOT ONE OF SAID PEOPLE.

    1 year ago  /  Notes

  7. unicornification asked: Big Comfy Couch :D

    I like them. Quite a bit :)

    Why do you ask?

    lulz.

    1 year ago  /  Notes

  8. emyfersure:

beccaslifeisaverage:

fuckyeahmorgan:

thecoffinaffairs:

heckyeahclogpeoplesdashboards:

iwumbo:

getl0w:-themadhatter:kumquatapricot:astoryforsupper:thewaterisrising:shannonsohood:shmaltzy:craigbean:
bellaavalon:ameliepoulain:itsthe90s:deepdownsouth:(via lemitchell)


i did this on my floor all the time




(via magicalfairyunicorn, pageantdad)
I FUCKING THINK ABOUT THAT WEIRD CLOWN LADY ALL THE TIME! WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS SHOW!?

    emyfersure:

    beccaslifeisaverage:

    fuckyeahmorgan:

    thecoffinaffairs:

    heckyeahclogpeoplesdashboards:

    iwumbo:

    getl0w:-themadhatter:kumquatapricot:astoryforsupper:thewaterisrising:shannonsohood:shmaltzy:craigbean:

    bellaavalon:ameliepoulain:itsthe90s:deepdownsouth:(via lemitchell)

    i did this on my floor all the time

    (via magicalfairyunicorn, pageantdad)

    I FUCKING THINK ABOUT THAT WEIRD CLOWN LADY ALL THE TIME! WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS SHOW!?

    1 year ago  /  1,649 notes  /  Source: worldsworst

  9. Why I mind you being shirtless?

    I mean seriously, you’re gorgeous. Why would it be hard for me to look at those abs? HERP DERP.

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  10. Aim above morality. Be not simply good, be good for something.
    -Henry David Thoreau.

    I digg it. Can you?

    – Henry David Thoreau (via newfilosofee)

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